Something I've been musing lately is the idea of 'having kinks' vs. 'being kinky' - where exactly do we draw the line between what's vanilla and kinky? Is there a grey area in between? Kinks can be a learning opportunity, both in terms of what you find enjoyable and in terms of really bringing home… Continue reading What are Kinks Anyway?
Suits & Sensuality
Suits—those restrictive and stuffy reminders of authoritarianism. A disguise designed to present a sense of decorum, of superiority and professionalism. I utterly despise what they stand for, and yet I find myself curiously attracted to men in suits. For years, I've admired menswear departments for their arrays of shirts, ties, jackets, trousers...belts. There's something so… Continue reading Suits & Sensuality
Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Power Flower
Having purchased the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation clit vibrator, which is by all accounts a personal favourite of mine from my existing collection, I wanted to see what else the brand had to offer, without opting for the same type of toy. Ok, this is also a clit stimulator, but it's still different enough… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Power Flower
Fuck Me While I’m Fresh: Chapter 2
"Come here," Rico beckoned Andy closer, sporting a small grin. "I'll show you exactly what my process is like. You don't have to look so worried about things."
Andy let out a sigh. "Alright, if you say so." He inched closer to Rico, leaning an elbow casually on the steel countertop as he observed.
Fuck Me While I’m Fresh: Chapter 1
Andy Hayes. Fledgling food critic and something of a novice. He was the most determined fresh blood on the scene, having blagged his way into his first job working for renowned gourmet cuisine mag, Dégorger et Farce. The publication's readership comprised mainly of frequent travellers, those always on the lookout for their next juicy morsel of Chateaubriand or an independently produced local cheese to dig their chops into. Those fucking hipsters. They were just like sheep, gluttons, utter twats.
Orgasmatronic
A small, dry tickle—that's always how it starts. I take a deep breath. Exhale. Relax. I let the sofa take me in. The towel curls around my legs, gently embracing them with its freshly washed warmth. I spread, far and wide. Access granted. A few puny clicks and I'm letting this glorious hunk of moulded… Continue reading Orgasmatronic
Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
So I bought the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation pretty quickly after being recommended it. Do I regret my impulsivity? Definitely not on this occasion. After purchasing the Bondara Sexpress some time ago, and being disappointed with its suction capabilities, I was looking for something that could up the clit stim game, and hooo boy,… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
CuCUMba: City of Dick Worshippers
Forlorn and exhausted, it had been a long day for Ruben. He'd got home at precisely eleven thirty at night to find the house in absolute tatters. Ripped clothes were strewn everywhere, and while he'd been out, his housemate had seemingly run the place down to its most primal state. It was humid, and a… Continue reading CuCUMba: City of Dick Worshippers
Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)
This time, I'm reviewing the most recent sex toy purchase - the Ice Cream Dildo from GemsLittlePinkBox over on Etsy. So far, my experience with buying toys via Etsy has been pretty good. There are some truly unique designs to choose from. This one just caught my eye as it's so beautifully sparkly and I… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)
The Anxiety of ‘Should’
Anxious days are strange days indeed. And today, to some extent, has been one of those. It's not even over yet; the sun is still shining on the red-bricked ground outside our apartment block. Twenty-five degrees, dry as a bone, but still enough to make me break out in trickles of back sweat. I've had… Continue reading The Anxiety of ‘Should’
Lustful Lines 