Sex Toy Reviews

Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Power Flower

Having purchased the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation clit vibrator, which is by all accounts a personal favourite of mine from my existing collection, I wanted to see what else the brand had to offer, without opting for the same type of toy. Ok, this is also a clit stimulator, but it's still different enough… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Power Flower

Gay fiction

Fuck Me While I’m Fresh: Chapter 1

Andy Hayes. Fledgling food critic and something of a novice. He was the most determined fresh blood on the scene, having blagged his way into his first job working for renowned gourmet cuisine mag, Dégorger et Farce. The publication's readership comprised mainly of frequent travellers, those always on the lookout for their next juicy morsel of Chateaubriand or an independently produced local cheese to dig their chops into. Those fucking hipsters. They were just like sheep, gluttons, utter twats.

Sex Toy Reviews

Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation

So I bought the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation pretty quickly after being recommended it. Do I regret my impulsivity? Definitely not on this occasion. After purchasing the Bondara Sexpress some time ago, and being disappointed with its suction capabilities, I was looking for something that could up the clit stim game, and hooo boy,… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation

Sex Toy Reviews

Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)

This time, I'm reviewing the most recent sex toy purchase - the Ice Cream Dildo from GemsLittlePinkBox over on Etsy. So far, my experience with buying toys via Etsy has been pretty good. There are some truly unique designs to choose from. This one just caught my eye as it's so beautifully sparkly and I… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)

Porn review · straight

Porn Review: ‘Speedos Cleptomaniac’ (from WET – The Aquatic Collection, directed by Erika Lust)

Welcome back to another porn review here on the blog. This time, I'll be writing a series of short posts on each of the mini films in Erika Lust's 'WET - The Aquatic Collection'. To kick things off, the first is called 'Speedos Cleptomaniac' and is one of the X Confessions shorts, based on an… Continue reading Porn Review: ‘Speedos Cleptomaniac’ (from WET – The Aquatic Collection, directed by Erika Lust)

Mental Health · non-fiction · Uncategorised

(No Need To) Fight the Anxiety

I'm sitting here, feeling inexplicably anxious about things. Those 'things', on the surface, seem hunky dory. We've just eaten a roast dinner, with a delicious gravy, mixed expertly by the gravy maestro himself (what can I say, it's his forte). The laundry is all done (quite literally all the clothes we both own). We've also… Continue reading (No Need To) Fight the Anxiety