So I bought the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation pretty quickly after being recommended it. Do I regret my impulsivity? Definitely not on this occasion. After purchasing the Bondara Sexpress some time ago, and being disappointed with its suction capabilities, I was looking for something that could up the clit stim game, and hooo boy,… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
CuCUMba: City of Dick Worshippers
Forlorn and exhausted, it had been a long day for Ruben. He'd got home at precisely eleven thirty at night to find the house in absolute tatters. Ripped clothes were strewn everywhere, and while he'd been out, his housemate had seemingly run the place down to its most primal state. It was humid, and a… Continue reading CuCUMba: City of Dick Worshippers
Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)
This time, I'm reviewing the most recent sex toy purchase - the Ice Cream Dildo from GemsLittlePinkBox over on Etsy. So far, my experience with buying toys via Etsy has been pretty good. There are some truly unique designs to choose from. This one just caught my eye as it's so beautifully sparkly and I… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)
The Anxiety of ‘Should’
Anxious days are strange days indeed. And today, to some extent, has been one of those. It's not even over yet; the sun is still shining on the red-bricked ground outside our apartment block. Twenty-five degrees, dry as a bone, but still enough to make me break out in trickles of back sweat. I've had… Continue reading The Anxiety of ‘Should’
Porn Review: ‘Speedos Cleptomaniac’ (from WET – The Aquatic Collection, directed by Erika Lust)
Welcome back to another porn review here on the blog. This time, I'll be writing a series of short posts on each of the mini films in Erika Lust's 'WET - The Aquatic Collection'. To kick things off, the first is called 'Speedos Cleptomaniac' and is one of the X Confessions shorts, based on an… Continue reading Porn Review: ‘Speedos Cleptomaniac’ (from WET – The Aquatic Collection, directed by Erika Lust)
(No Need To) Fight the Anxiety
I'm sitting here, feeling inexplicably anxious about things. Those 'things', on the surface, seem hunky dory. We've just eaten a roast dinner, with a delicious gravy, mixed expertly by the gravy maestro himself (what can I say, it's his forte). The laundry is all done (quite literally all the clothes we both own). We've also… Continue reading (No Need To) Fight the Anxiety
REM: Rapid Eye Masturbation
A short story inspired by my recent interest in the importance of getting a good night's sleep. This is totally fictitious, just in case it wasn't obvious enough but if you're interested in this topic, I highly recommend checking out Why We Sleep by Matthew Walker. REM: Rapid Eye Masturbation Darkness has laid its… Continue reading REM: Rapid Eye Masturbation
Reverse Cinderella: Holding Back
It's Mental Health Awareness Week, so I wanted to deviate from the usual content on here and post something a little more personal. Feel free to let me know about things you deal with and how you manage them. I'm all ears. Have you ever had that feeling that you're just like Cinderella? And… Continue reading Reverse Cinderella: Holding Back
Freshly Shaven / Braless
Keeping pubic hair as it was intended has never been an issue to me, neither practically nor aesthetically speaking. In fact, I'm all for rocking a natural look—no matter who it is we're talking about. Still, there's something about having a good shave down there. It just feels so damn good—at least when I don't… Continue reading Freshly Shaven / Braless
Heinrich and The Accidental Invention of Vitamin D(ick)
Something's missing and I can't put my finger on it; a piece of the puzzle has been misplaced somewhere, existing in a time and space far away from here. So far that it's nearly impossible to see it with the naked eye. I often think to myself, can everything really be complete? Is anything actually… Continue reading Heinrich and The Accidental Invention of Vitamin D(ick)
