Having purchased the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation clit vibrator, which is by all accounts a personal favourite of mine from my existing collection, I wanted to see what else the brand had to offer, without opting for the same type of toy. Ok, this is also a clit stimulator, but it's still different enough… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Power Flower
"Come here," Rico beckoned Andy closer, sporting a small grin. "I'll show you exactly what my process is like. You don't have to look so worried about things."
Andy let out a sigh. "Alright, if you say so." He inched closer to Rico, leaning an elbow casually on the steel countertop as he observed.
Andy Hayes. Fledgling food critic and something of a novice. He was the most determined fresh blood on the scene, having blagged his way into his first job working for renowned gourmet cuisine mag, Dégorger et Farce. The publication's readership comprised mainly of frequent travellers, those always on the lookout for their next juicy morsel of Chateaubriand or an independently produced local cheese to dig their chops into. Those fucking hipsters. They were just like sheep, gluttons, utter twats.
A small, dry tickle—that's always how it starts. I take a deep breath. Exhale. Relax. I let the sofa take me in. The towel curls around my legs, gently embracing them with its freshly washed warmth. I spread, far and wide. Access granted. A few puny clicks and I'm letting this glorious hunk of moulded… Continue reading Orgasmatronic
So I bought the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation pretty quickly after being recommended it. Do I regret my impulsivity? Definitely not on this occasion. After purchasing the Bondara Sexpress some time ago, and being disappointed with its suction capabilities, I was looking for something that could up the clit stim game, and hooo boy,… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
Forlorn and exhausted, it had been a long day for Ruben. He'd got home at precisely eleven thirty at night to find the house in absolute tatters. Ripped clothes were strewn everywhere, and while he'd been out, his housemate had seemingly run the place down to its most primal state. It was humid, and a… Continue reading CuCUMba: City of Dick Worshippers
This time, I'm reviewing the most recent sex toy purchase - the Ice Cream Dildo from GemsLittlePinkBox over on Etsy. So far, my experience with buying toys via Etsy has been pretty good. There are some truly unique designs to choose from. This one just caught my eye as it's so beautifully sparkly and I… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)
Anxious days are strange days indeed. And today, to some extent, has been one of those. It's not even over yet; the sun is still shining on the red-bricked ground outside our apartment block. Twenty-five degrees, dry as a bone, but still enough to make me break out in trickles of back sweat. I've had… Continue reading The Anxiety of ‘Should’
Welcome back to another porn review here on the blog. This time, I'll be writing a series of short posts on each of the mini films in Erika Lust's 'WET - The Aquatic Collection'. To kick things off, the first is called 'Speedos Cleptomaniac' and is one of the X Confessions shorts, based on an… Continue reading Porn Review: ‘Speedos Cleptomaniac’ (from WET – The Aquatic Collection, directed by Erika Lust)
I'm sitting here, feeling inexplicably anxious about things. Those 'things', on the surface, seem hunky dory. We've just eaten a roast dinner, with a delicious gravy, mixed expertly by the gravy maestro himself (what can I say, it's his forte). The laundry is all done (quite literally all the clothes we both own). We've also… Continue reading (No Need To) Fight the Anxiety