I scan the room. The evidence is everywhere. In fact, there's so much I don't even know where the hell to begin. Let's face it—the aftermath of an orgy is always like this. A silk robe in deep purple lies draped over an old wooden chair. I snap on a pair of heavy-duty latex gloves… Continue reading CSI: Cum Scene Investigation
What I like about pornography
As well as posting intermittent erotic fiction, musings, and sex toy reviews, I want to use this space to start reviewing some of the porn I've been watching. I don't watch porn to get off to it. On the contrary, I find it very difficult to masturbate while watching porn. It puts me off. Sure,… Continue reading What I like about pornography
Sex Toy Review – #8: Bondara Sexpress 20 Function Clitoral Suction G-Spot Vibrator
I ordered this toy recently, looking for something that would vibrate at a good angle to get the G-spot, and something that could stimulate my clit at the same time. Although it does resemble a weapon used in Star Trek, in terms of delivering vibration, this thing really hits the spot. It has many different vibration speeds… Continue reading Sex Toy Review – #8: Bondara Sexpress 20 Function Clitoral Suction G-Spot Vibrator
Sex Toy Review – #7: Tracey Cox Supersex 10 Function Silicone Wand Vibrator
Purchased from Lovehoney, the Tracey Cox Supersex is the only wand vibrator I own. It's sleek, compact, super effective in terms of its range of vibration settings - ranging from a gentle, low buzz to a number of more tantalising intermittent patterns. It's simple to use and perfect for sticking down my knickers when I'm busy doing… Continue reading Sex Toy Review – #7: Tracey Cox Supersex 10 Function Silicone Wand Vibrator
Micromanage Me
Foreword: This gay short features a character called Jimothy who was not invented by myself, but by a friend of mine, Jack (https://twitter.com/SplathouseFic) during some of his audio works, and I just felt compelled to include him in this. Enjoy! Micromanage Me Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Miles Banhardt. A small cog in… Continue reading Micromanage Me
Sex Toy Review – #6: Ribbed and Dotted Glass Dildo
I literally just test drove this toy before writing this review. And oh boy... If anything, it doesn't feel like a toy, it feels like a souvenir one of your relatives might bring back as a gift from their holiday to Venice. It's a dildo made completely from glass, with curved and tapered ends to it. Extra… Continue reading Sex Toy Review – #6: Ribbed and Dotted Glass Dildo
Sex Toy Review – #5: Anal Beads
This is another of my fairly simple anal toys, and one which I purchased quite some time ago when I wanted to get more used to probing around in there. This one is a great introductory anal bead toy, with beads that go from tiny to slightly larger. It's in no way uncomfortable and is… Continue reading Sex Toy Review – #5: Anal Beads
