The Bloodhound Gang are a band that are pretty much synonymous with providing ample innuendo and sex-related quips across a good portion of their songs, but all with a proper dash of light-heartedness and comedy.
You probably know their most famous song The Bad Touch . I specifically remember requesting this song on the radio when I was 12. But of course my innocent mind had no idea what the song was really trying to get at – even amid the ‘Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel’ business.
In that song alone, we’ve got:
“Please turn me on, I’m Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip.”
“I want you smothered, want you covered like my waffle house hash browns.”
“Come quicker than FedEX.”
“Let me Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas.”
Well, there’s plenty more where those came from. Here are all the euphemisms/innuendos that The Bloodhound Gang wrote into another classic ‘Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo’.
Male genitalia:
Whoopie Stick
Lap Rocket
Cranny Axe
Boink Swatter
Nether Rod
Dude Piston
Quiver Bone
Pork Steeple
Female Genitalia:
Ham Wallet
Oyster Ditch
Gut Locker
Pudding Hatch
Squish Mitten
Yippee Bog
Bitch Wrinkle
Fiddle Cove
Lustful Lines 