The Bloodhound Gang vs. Innuendos

 

 

The Bloodhound Gang are a band that are pretty much synonymous with providing ample innuendo and sex-related quips across a good portion of their songs, but all with a proper dash of light-heartedness and comedy.

You probably know their most famous song The Bad Touch . I specifically remember requesting this song on the radio when I was 12. But of course my innocent mind had no idea what the song was really trying to get at – even amid the ‘Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel’ business.

 

In that song alone, we’ve got:

“Please turn me on, I’m Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip.”

“I want you smothered, want you covered like my waffle house hash browns.”

“Come quicker than FedEX.”

“Let me Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas.”

Well, there’s plenty more where those came from. Here are all the euphemisms/innuendos that The Bloodhound Gang wrote into another classic ‘Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo’.

 

Watch the music video here

Male genitalia:

Whoopie Stick

Lap Rocket

Cranny Axe

Boink Swatter

Nether Rod

Dude Piston

Quiver Bone

Pork Steeple

Female Genitalia:

Ham Wallet

Oyster Ditch

Gut Locker

Pudding Hatch

Squish Mitten

Yippee Bog

Bitch Wrinkle

Fiddle Cove

 

 

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