Sex Toy Reviews

Sex Toy Review – #1: Charlie, the Red Dragon Dick

Meet Charlie.

He’s a dark red dragon dick I purchased from GoblinDildoEmporium over on Etsy. Originally, I was planning to invest in a Bad Dragon, but $100 for a dildo? It’s a little out of my price range, honestly.

This one was available at less than half the price of a typical Bad Dragon toy and looked pretty cool, so I went for it. I don’t remember exactly which variety it was, but since I ordered it last year, the brand seem to have altered what they offer. It shipped from Canada, but it was so worth it. Etsy has many great sex toy finds, from things like unicorn dildos to octopus tentacles. I was surprised by the fine array at, I would say, reasonable prices considering they are custom-made / customisable.

You may be wondering. Why ‘Charlie’? Well, there is a story behind this and it’s a rather simple one, actually.

The colouring reminded me of the suit Matt Murdock wears in the Netflix adaptation of Marvel’s Daredevil. Daredevil is played by Charlie Cox. ‘Cox’ sounds like ‘cocks’. It was a no-brainer, really. I don’t have any particular fantasies about either Daredevil as a character, or Charlie Cox as an actor, but it just seemed appropriate at the time.

Admittedly, I only use Charlie occasionally – when I really want to be filled all the way up. It can get quite painful, and I just need to ensure that I don’t have anywhere to be urgently the next morning after using it. Because seriously, it’s intense. There’s no wiggle room with this one. It literally plugs up my pussy. Whether it’s rammed in slow or fast, it feels so good. The spines on one side do tend to chafe a bit, though, so I have to make sure it goes in at a certain angle, so those spines are positioned at the bottom. But the textures on Charlie are beautiful, and the firm silicon is perfect for a sex toy. It’s resilient and sturdy, and always ready to be brutally fucked.

I would also recommend applying a lot of lube when using something like this!

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