Welcome back to another porn review here on the blog. This time, I’ll be writing a series of short posts on each of the mini films in Erika Lust’s ‘WET – The Aquatic Collection’. To kick things off, the first is called ‘Speedos Cleptomaniac’ and is one of the X Confessions shorts, based on an anonymous experience submitted to the director.
Speedos Cleptomanic
Starring: Romeo, Cara Vega
Sports, sex and showers usually go down pretty well when it comes to porn. In my opinion, there’s just something about getting dirty while getting clean. So when I saw the opening confession that this film is based on, I immediately imagined how this might play out.
Cara Vega’s character is a woman on her own at what is basically an Olympic-sized swimming pool. She’s already in her swimwear, a blue one-piece. She sits in the audience seating area, watching a toned man adjust his Speedos around his tight ass and slip on his goggles. He doesn’t appear to have noticed her, but he jumps into the pool and proceeds to do some lengths.
Clearly, this isn’t her first time seeing the man and she lowers herself into one side of the pool so she can touch herself while she fantasises about being caressed by him. Curiosity gets the better of her, again, and she winds up waiting until he’s finished his swimming session so she can sneak into the men’s locker room and steal his Speedos. By now, though, he’s become aware of the fact that someone has been messing with his swimwear while he’s washing himself down. He catches her, and grabs her lightly by the arm. The titles are accompanied by a voice-over in which he explains in one sentence, how he wanted to confront her about it, but he got hard every time he thought about what she was doing. “It was just so cute.”
So, naturally, they decide to get it on, starting with a delicious ‘reverse cunnilingus’ (he eats her out from behind) while the shower is still running over her back and his head. Then, in the locker room, the couple make their way through several positions. He licks her pussy like it’s an ice-cream on its final drips, has her hands flat on the mottled glass wall while he ravages her from behind. But the very best part about this entire short, I believe, is the way he makes her thighs ripple. He kneads her like homemade bread, and when they slam against one another, the skin makes such a pleasant series of waves. The combination of his toned muscular form and her curves are luscious to witness.
There’s a notable moment when he finishes eating out her pussy while she’s lying on her front, and a long trail of saliva bridges her pussy and his mouth. It looks so wet and inviting. Then, he shoots a nice, thick load all over her back.
Overall, it was definitely a pleasure to watch!
All I’m going to say is that Romeo really likes burying his head into Cara’s ass.
Lustful Lines 