Forlorn and exhausted, it had been a long day for Ruben. He'd got home at precisely eleven thirty at night to find the house in absolute tatters. Ripped clothes were strewn everywhere, and while he'd been out, his housemate had seemingly run the place down to its most primal state. It was humid, and a… Continue reading CuCUMba: City of Dick Worshippers
Month: July 2020
Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)
This time, I'm reviewing the most recent sex toy purchase - the Ice Cream Dildo from GemsLittlePinkBox over on Etsy. So far, my experience with buying toys via Etsy has been pretty good. There are some truly unique designs to choose from. This one just caught my eye as it's so beautifully sparkly and I… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)
The Anxiety of ‘Should’
Anxious days are strange days indeed. And today, to some extent, has been one of those. It's not even over yet; the sun is still shining on the red-bricked ground outside our apartment block. Twenty-five degrees, dry as a bone, but still enough to make me break out in trickles of back sweat. I've had… Continue reading The Anxiety of ‘Should’
Lustful Lines 