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Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation

So I bought the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation pretty quickly after being recommended it. Do I regret my impulsivity? Definitely not on this occasion. After purchasing the Bondara Sexpress some time ago, and being disappointed with its suction capabilities, I was looking for something that could up the clit stim game, and hooo boy,… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation

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Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)

This time, I'm reviewing the most recent sex toy purchase - the Ice Cream Dildo from GemsLittlePinkBox over on Etsy. So far, my experience with buying toys via Etsy has been pretty good. There are some truly unique designs to choose from. This one just caught my eye as it's so beautifully sparkly and I… Continue reading Sex Toy Review: Drippy Ice Cream Dildo (GemsLittlePinkBox)

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Sex Toy Review – #8: Bondara Sexpress 20 Function Clitoral Suction G-Spot Vibrator

I ordered this toy recently, looking for something that would vibrate at a good angle to get the G-spot, and something that could stimulate my clit at the same time. Although it does resemble a weapon used in Star Trek, in terms of delivering vibration, this thing really hits the spot. It has many different vibration speeds… Continue reading Sex Toy Review – #8: Bondara Sexpress 20 Function Clitoral Suction G-Spot Vibrator

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Sex Toy Review – #7: Tracey Cox Supersex 10 Function Silicone Wand Vibrator

Purchased from Lovehoney, the Tracey Cox Supersex is the only wand vibrator I own. It's sleek, compact, super effective in terms of its range of vibration settings - ranging from a gentle, low buzz to a number of more tantalising intermittent patterns. It's simple to use and perfect for sticking down my knickers when I'm busy doing… Continue reading Sex Toy Review – #7: Tracey Cox Supersex 10 Function Silicone Wand Vibrator

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Sex Toy Review – #6: Ribbed and Dotted Glass Dildo

I literally just test drove this toy before writing this review. And oh boy... If anything, it doesn't feel like a toy, it feels like a souvenir one of your relatives might bring back as a gift from their holiday to Venice. It's a dildo made completely from glass, with curved and tapered ends to it. Extra… Continue reading Sex Toy Review – #6: Ribbed and Dotted Glass Dildo

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Sex Toy Review – #4: Purple Rabbit

I've had this purple rabbit vibrator from Lovehoney for a little while now. It's interesting because one half of the thing works really, really effectively and the other half is a bit disappointing to say the least. Design-wise (and no, the photos don't do it justice), this vibrator is quite pleasing. It's bright purple, but… Continue reading Sex Toy Review – #4: Purple Rabbit

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Sex Toy Review- #3: Is it an earthworm? Fuck knows.

This is one of my most recent purchases - the 'Realistic Bendy Vibrator' from Pulse and Cocktails. I saw it and decided to get it primarily due to its ability to bend into different shapes, which I thought could really work my G-spot. The texture on the outside is really nice. It's a bit slimy,… Continue reading Sex Toy Review- #3: Is it an earthworm? Fuck knows.

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Sex Toy Review – #1: Charlie, the Red Dragon Dick

Meet Charlie. He's a dark red dragon dick I purchased from GoblinDildoEmporium over on Etsy. Originally, I was planning to invest in a Bad Dragon, but $100 for a dildo? It's a little out of my price range, honestly. This one was available at less than half the price of a typical Bad Dragon toy… Continue reading Sex Toy Review – #1: Charlie, the Red Dragon Dick