Welcome back to another porn review here on the blog. This time, I'll be writing a series of short posts on each of the mini films in Erika Lust's 'WET - The Aquatic Collection'. To kick things off, the first is called 'Speedos Cleptomaniac' and is one of the X Confessions shorts, based on an… Continue reading Porn Review: ‘Speedos Cleptomaniac’ (from WET – The Aquatic Collection, directed by Erika Lust)
(No Need To) Fight the Anxiety
I'm sitting here, feeling inexplicably anxious about things. Those 'things', on the surface, seem hunky dory. We've just eaten a roast dinner, with a delicious gravy, mixed expertly by the gravy maestro himself (what can I say, it's his forte). The laundry is all done (quite literally all the clothes we both own). We've also… Continue reading (No Need To) Fight the Anxiety
REM: Rapid Eye Masturbation
A short story inspired by my recent interest in the importance of getting a good night's sleep. This is totally fictitious, just in case it wasn't obvious enough but if you're interested in this topic, I highly recommend checking out Why We Sleep by Matthew Walker. REM: Rapid Eye Masturbation Darkness has laid its… Continue reading REM: Rapid Eye Masturbation
Reverse Cinderella: Holding Back
It's Mental Health Awareness Week, so I wanted to deviate from the usual content on here and post something a little more personal. Feel free to let me know about things you deal with and how you manage them. I'm all ears. Have you ever had that feeling that you're just like Cinderella? And… Continue reading Reverse Cinderella: Holding Back
Freshly Shaven / Braless
Keeping pubic hair as it was intended has never been an issue to me, neither practically nor aesthetically speaking. In fact, I'm all for rocking a natural look—no matter who it is we're talking about. Still, there's something about having a good shave down there. It just feels so damn good—at least when I don't… Continue reading Freshly Shaven / Braless
Heinrich and The Accidental Invention of Vitamin D(ick)
Something's missing and I can't put my finger on it; a piece of the puzzle has been misplaced somewhere, existing in a time and space far away from here. So far that it's nearly impossible to see it with the naked eye. I often think to myself, can everything really be complete? Is anything actually… Continue reading Heinrich and The Accidental Invention of Vitamin D(ick)
Kirei Reiki (Beautiful Aura)
This is something I wrote ages ago in 2011, when I was meant to be working on my University dissertation. This is by no means favourite story, but I finally got around to editing it and cutting it down massively after all this time. Figured I'd put it out there, regardless of the cheese factor. This was… Continue reading Kirei Reiki (Beautiful Aura)
Pick Up the Receiver, I’ll Make You a Believer
Foreword: You may already recognise the title as being lyrics from 'Personal Jesus' by Depeche Mode. This story was in part inspired by the song, and in part inspired by a conversation I happened to eavesdrop on while I was travelling on the train recently—it was a pretty regular chat at first listen, but the man's… Continue reading Pick Up the Receiver, I’ll Make You a Believer
Porn Review: The Intern (Erika Lust productions)
This is the first porn review I'm writing here on the blog. I wanted to cover this film because I really respect the work Erika Lust is doing to create porn that is explicitly consensual, natural and respectful while still retaining that ultimate erotic edge that we crave. I highly recommend her films, particularly the… Continue reading Porn Review: The Intern (Erika Lust productions)
CSI: Cum Scene Investigation
I scan the room. The evidence is everywhere. In fact, there's so much I don't even know where the hell to begin. Let's face it—the aftermath of an orgy is always like this. A silk robe in deep purple lies draped over an old wooden chair. I snap on a pair of heavy-duty latex gloves… Continue reading CSI: Cum Scene Investigation
Lustful Lines 