Forlorn and exhausted, it had been a long day for Ruben. He'd got home at precisely eleven thirty at night to find the house in absolute tatters. Ripped clothes were strewn everywhere, and while he'd been out, his housemate had seemingly run the place down to its most primal state. It was humid, and a… Continue reading CuCUMba: City of Dick Worshippers
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On Having a ‘Dream’ Dick
This post is not, as the title might suggest, about an idealised dick, because what the fuck is that anyway? As we know, they come in all shapes, sizes and levels of hairiness. To all the people with dicks, I say this—no matter what it looks like, you have nothing to be ashamed about. Same goes for… Continue reading On Having a ‘Dream’ Dick
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